Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

The man on the other end of the line was in shock upon learning that his wife had just killed herself. He also asked the little girl what Uncle David had done.

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Uncle David also kills himself
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She replied: “Well, he jumped out of bed stark naked, started running around everywhere, then he jumped out of the back window into the pool… But he forgot that last weekend you emptied the pool to clean it, and now he’s completely dead too…”.

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The sad reality
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Once again, a long silence fell between the little girl and the man on the phone. Then, the man suddenly said: “A swimming pool? What swimming pool? Am I on 01.99.74.12.33?”

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Did you like this joke?
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So, as you’ve probably guessed, the man dialed the wrong number. So, dear readers, did you find this joke funny?

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It’s time to relax a little with today’s joke. Today, a man called his wife at home. His daughter answered and told him that her mother was with Uncle David. The only problem was, there was never an Uncle David. The man thought his wife was cheating on him. However, the story took a different turn.

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