A man is trying to talk to his wife
A man desperately wanted to speak to his wife to ask her something. He wasn’t home, so he picked up his phone and dialed a number. After a few seconds, someone answered. It was a little girl. The father then asked, “Hello, sweetheart, it’s Dad on the phone… Can you put Mom on?” At that moment, the little girl made a revelation he hadn’t expected. She told him, “I can’t, she’s upstairs in her room with Uncle David.”
Who is Uncle David?
A sudden silence fell between the man and the little girl. Indeed, there had never been an Uncle David in his family. In fact, he didn’t know anyone with that name. The man wondered who this David was and why he was with his wife. He then said to the little girl, “But darling, you don’t have an Uncle David.” To which she replied, “Yes, you do, he’s in the room with Mommy!” The man then had an idea to find out if his wife was cheating on him. He explained to the little girl what she should do.
The man wants to know if his wife is cheating on him
He told the little girl, “Okay, fine, here’s what I want you to do: put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mom and Uncle David that Dad’s car just pulled into the garage…” The girl agreed, then went upstairs to get her mother and Uncle David’s attention. The man waited on the other end of the line to see what would happen. A few seconds later, the child returned. “I did what you told me, Dad,” she said. The man then asked her how her mother reacted.
A morbid ending
The little girl then made a shocking revelation. She confided, “Well, Mommy started screaming, jumped out of bed completely naked, started running around, slipped on the rug, fell out of the window, and now she’s completely dead.” The man on the other end of the line was stunned to learn that his wife had just killed herself. He also asked the little girl what Uncle David had done. She replied, “Well, he jumped out of bed completely naked, started running around, then he jumped out the back window into the pool… But he forgot that last weekend you drained the pool to clean it, and now he’s completely dead too…”
The sad reality
Once again, a long silence fell between the little girl and the man on the phone. Then, the man suddenly exclaimed, “A swimming pool? What swimming pool? Is this 01.99.74.12.33?” As you’ve probably guessed, the man had dialed the wrong number. So, dear readers, did you find this joke funny?
